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T he joke itself was originally used in a longer sketch called Captain Noseblower, set on a pirate ship. After she left the husband said: Oh, that she were An open arse, and thou a poperin pear. I worked out that on average I sleep with a little over three people every week. A good deal of the play is devoted to a completely inconsequential subplot wherein several ancillary characters play an elaborate practical joke on a stuffy old butler named Malvolio by presenting him with a forged love note from the young lady of his house:. Dr Clarkson gave me some cream. Manish Kumar May 25, at 6:
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